the day the clown committed a sex crime

Did you hear? Jerry Lewis is going to be on Law & Order: SVU (that's the L&O that isn't the one that used to be good, or the one that got canceled, or the one on which Vincent D'Onofrio plays a ghost). He'll be portraying a hobo, but, unfortunately, not one dressed up like a clown at a concentration camp.

I still don't understand why Jerry Lewis not being funny is news. He's been not funny for decades!