Shaggy hair? Check.
Dreamy eyes? Yup.
Celebrity friends? I know cartoon writers, men-about-town, naked truckers. I'm attached, but that never hurt J-Tim or ChaMiMu.
Multi-talented? Actor-singer-writer-dancer-temp.
Dancer? See above.
Fashion sense? Tss.
Physical & Athletic? 6'0". 160 lbs. You do the math.
Interesting name? It means 'white bread'.
Good memory? Great storyteller? I'm like an elephant times Hemingway.
Poseur? I have the power to make you swoon.
Clean-cut? The list of standard adult experiences I've never had is unending. I'm like a baby after a bris: totally clean, totally cut.
So when do I get my recording contract and spread in Tiger Beat?
posted by brian @ 4:43 PM
