we should get the guy a card or something

Oh man. Did you hear about this Book of Judas they found? Does the whole Jesus-loving world feel like butt, or what? As it turns out, the guy we all thought ratted out the Lord might have gotten his orders from none other than…the Lord! (Just like in Bulworth.) And I thought people hated me for no reason!

Of course, it could have all been an elaborate ploy to change the mythology about Judas. If I’d done the sort of thing he’s accused of , I’d certainly try to come up with a “my side of things” story that exonerated me, and actually made me out to be something of a hero. I guess what I’m saying is that I feel like there’s a good chance this is the Bible’s I Want to Tell You.

If nothing else, though, Mel Gibson might want to consider re-re-editing The Passion to remove that scene where Judas is taken away by the demons that ate Tony Goldwyn in Ghost.